Too much HGTV for our 3 yr old

November 16, 2006

So a show comes on, Isabella (almost 4) asks “Are they going to buy that house and then sell it?” “No Isabella, this one they are trying to decide which of the three houses they want.” We laugh and ask her if she knows what it means to “flip a house” (having fun with this…) She doesn’t, so we tell her that’s when you buy and sell it real quick, hoping she’ll use the term in the future. (She’s already got an amazing vocabulary, as the next part of this story will illustrate…)

So the couple is looking at their 2nd house, Isabella says “Oh, that’s a nice garden tub!” And we are laughing now, she’s drinking in the attention.

The couple goes outside to the backyard, and the father says “wow this is a nice backyard.” Perhaps it is for Texas, but I said out loud “look at how patchy the grass is!” Isabella says softly, “They need to get some sod.”

Shannon is practically crying at that point (laughing). I think it’s a mix of pride for how great Isabella’s vocabulary is, and self-realization that Isabella watches A LOT of HGTV with her.

Top 10 worst domain names

November 01, 2006

Very funny list of top 10 worst real domain names:

  1. A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name: www.whorepresents.com
  2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
  3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
  4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
  5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com
  6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales… www.molestationnursery.com
  7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
  8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com
  9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: www.speedofart.com
  10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

[via NextWebGen]